Carrie Schneider curated a Hear Our Houston tour led by the Alphas. The tour traces the historic Volwang colony in the area surrounding Skydive, including Star Pizza, the original Voltwang landing ground, mating facilities, and karaoke prison.
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Participants of the excursion convene at Skydive for an enlightening tour of Voltwang territory.
Recent Voltwang markings have appeared on the sidewalk just outside Skydive, demarcating mother Skydive’s significance to the Voltwang legacy.
Sister C illuminates the Sangemadge sect of Voltwangianism which, inspired by the round and curvacious humans, embraces a more voluptious evolution of the strict Voltwang V.
The Alphas listen in to the underground Voltwang spy offices.
Archaic Voltwang cave paintings that depict human stomach full of pizza, the subsequent digestive distress, and the resulting human body shape in profile.
The Alphas in the historic Voltwang thoroughfare before authorities shut it down during ritual virgin sacrifices.
Brother A presents the double V of Whataburger where new implements of Voltwang gustatory warfare are being designed.
Brother B explains Voltwang military base, Star Pizza, the headquarters of gustatory warfare. Pizza was the most technically advanced weapon of the Voltwang era, known for its carbohydrate base that expands in the stomach, acidic juicis that disrupt fluid balances, cheese that glut the intestines like chunks of rubber, and spicy sausage and pepperoni that cause heartburn. These powers combine to a fattening agent that slows down the Earthlings, making them easier to hunt.
The Alphas commune with the Voltwang V markers.
The Alphas transmit the higher frequencies of Voltwang consciousness to one anothers mind.
The Alphas successfully complete their pilgrimage, returning to mother Skydive, an informal institute of Voltwang study.